Why aren't you a Trump supporter?

If someone works for me, I actually pay them

I don’t cotton to rapists

I know who the president of Turkey really is

Why does a college girl cover her face with a scarf in Bangalore?

I don’t believe Nazis, Klan klowns and white supremacists chanting “Jews will not replace us” comprise “very fine people”

I don’t respect a sleazeball who lies about his height just so he can lie about his weight

I don’t watch or listen to advertising

What pleasure do guys get by sucking female breasts?

I’ve never tried to pretend the word would means wouldn’t

It’s uncool to set up soft porn pics with your own preteen daughter

I can count

Meghan Markle, Prince Harry mocked over ‘cringe’ delivery room dance video from Lilibet’s birth - New York Post

I have complete contempt for fraudsters, and even less for repeat ones

I actually pay taxes

I respect other cultures and don’t respect those who don’t

With 2 petawatts, the powerful American ZEUS laser competes with particle accelerators. - Farmingdale Observer

I don’t believe in asking the people of Iowa “how stupid are the people of Iowa”

I don’t buy bullshit

When a reporter declines to join me in the rooftops fantasy I don’t go on stage and gyrate to mock his congenital disability

5 health issues that can occur due to Vitamin D deficiency - Times of India

It’s uncool to lurk around teenage girls’ dressing rooms

I know the difference between Sioux City and Sioux Falls and even Sioux Center

I know that if I or anyone I know commits a crime we’ll go to the clink

Opinion: The secret to a longer life could be this old-fashioned English breakfast - MarketWatch

I know that sounds DO NOT cause cancer.

I have complete contempt for intentional stupidity

I don’t run and hide from a debate like a fucking WIMP just becuase some moderator asked pointed questions

Which K-pop idol has a good fashion sense in your opinion?

I don’t believe that Saudi Arabia and Russia “will vedoop bedeep uhhhh”

I don’t hold serial bankrupters in high regard

I don’t respect shameless hucksters who try to sell a vitamin where you have to mail in your pee

Russia’s central bank cuts interest rates for first time since 2022 - Financial Times

I know the difference between “give me your tired, your poor” and “they’re poisoning our blood”

Those are a few reasons off the top of my head. How ’bout you?

I took the same Oath and took it seriously

SpaceX launch from California sends 26 Starlink satellites into low Earth orbit - Space

Fuck that piece of orange shit, fuck his idiocracy, fuck his sexism, fuck his racism, fuck his religionism, fuck his divisionism, fuck his lying, fuck his orange face paint, fuck his worship of Cult of Ignorance, fuck his Cult, fuck his jingoistic horseshit, fuck his manuipulations, fuck his toddler-age WIMPism, fuck his fucked-up values of ME ME ME and did I mention ME, and fuck him personally with a giant razor sharp dildo that’s been preheated to 204.7° F and built to the dimensions of the Washington Monument. Slowly.

I don’t pretend not to know who David Dooky is just because he can deliver votes

I respect women and don’t respect those who don’t

Ipsa qui quis id sit et sit eius.

I know what Nikki Haley’s authority with the National Guard is

I don’t call Tim Cook “Tim Apple” and if I do I don’t deny what’s right there on the videotape because I’m too much of a fucking WIMP to handle Reality

I have no sicko desire to control women or have a bizarro hangup with “blood”

After Game 4 low, Pacers look to 'dig in' at 2-2 - ESPN

When I go Greenland shopping and Denmark says no I don’t melt down like a fucking WIMP

I have complete contempt for fakery

I understand historical events enough to know there were no airports in the eighteenth century, that Canada didn’t burn the White House half a century before it existed and that World War Two already happened

Simulation reveals emergence of jet from binary neutron star merger followed by black hole formation - Phys.org

EVEN FUCKING MIKE PENCE understands that

I know there’s no such thing as invisible planes

I know the difference between “George Bush” and “Jeb Bush”

YouTube is hiding an excellent, official high-speed Pac-Man mod in plain sight - Ars Technica

Let us count the ways. Captain Obvious says:

I see through liars

I don’t believe there is a fucking “president of the Virgin Islands”

FIFA Club World Cup predictions: Who are tournament favorites? - MLSsoccer.com

I understand how hurricane paths work

I have a reading level above third grade

I can read

I don’t believe the way to respond to a hurricane is to call a press conference to describe it as “wet from the standpoint of water”, to distribute Play Doh, or to stand at a podium throwing rolls of paper towels as if they were bottles of ketchup

I don’t buy made-up stories of “thousands and thousands of people dancing on rooftops”

I have an acute aversion to scumbags

I understand geography enough to know that Belgium is not a “beautiful city”, that Paris is not in fucking Germany, that India does share a border with China, that that border is peppered with Bhutan and Nepal, not “Button” and “Nipple”, that time zones exist, that “shithole countries” do not, that “England” and “the UK” are not the same thing, that you cannot build a wall in Colorado to keep out New Mexico, and that the Bronx is not and has never been “a very wonderful place in fucking Germany”

A real man doesn’t grab women by the p***y

I understand that you can’t just fucking nuke a hurricane

I didn’t get out of military service with fucking “bone spurs” that I paid a doctor to write

I have complete contempt for traitorism

authoritarians can get down on the floor and bite my ass, yesterday

I understand that when you lose an election you step the fuck aside and take it like a man rather than invade the Capitol while your loss is being made official just because you’re a fucking snowflake WIMP

I don’t hide in my hotel room while everybody else keeps the appointed time and place because my hair might get wet

I understand that you can’t inject bleach or light

I know that he didn’t run against “Obamna”